List Operator Credo

1. Make a list.
2. Do stuff on the list.
3. Cross stuff off the list.
4. Make a cup of tea.
5. Start another list.

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Matt's List of Shit Jonny Depp films

1. The Libertine (Matt: 'piece of shit')
2. Secret Window (Matt: 'like about a haunted house- his wife died or something- it was a piece of shit')
3. From Hell (Matt: 'all comic book adaptations are pieces of shit')
4. The astronaut's wife (Rich: 'haven't seen it Matt but that one does indeed sound like a piece of shit')
5. Blow (Matt: 'Yes it did')
6. Sweeny Todd (Matt: 'all-singing all dancing, piece of shit')
7. Sleepy Hollow (Matt: 'Shit')
8. Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man's Chest (Matt: '2 hours 25 mins of shit'')
9. Ninth Gate (Matt: 'directed by Roman Polanski, the first ten minutes you are thinking 'this looks good' then you know what? You realise it's a piece of shit!'
10. The Man who Cried (Matt: 'I was the man who cried- you know why? PoS!')
11. The last Pirates of the Carribbean film- At world's end (Matt: 'I was at my wit's end. You know why?' Rich 'because it was a piece of shit?' Matt 'because it was a piece of Piece.Of.Shit.'